Fart Citation Pad

£4.95

As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior - the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners!

Notepad: 50 nifty notes included. Measures 13.4 x 10.3cm.